راه‌یابی واژه کردان به فرهنگ آکسفورد

هرچند دانشگاه آکسفورد اتهام! دادن مدرک دکترا به کردان را تکذیب کرد، واژه "کردان" به دیکشنری آکسفورد راه پیدا کرد.

Kordanize /'kərdənaiz/ (v.) [past tense: Kordanized / past participle: Kordanized ]

(1): To get Ph.D without having B.Sc.
(2): To become an important person (e.g. minister) by presenting fake certificate or documents.

- Kordanification( n.)

(1): The process of receiving fake degree, especially from a prestigious university (e.g. Oxford)

(2): The relationship between happiness and telling a big lie.

(3): A method in order to gain Self confidence.

- Kordanism(n. )

(1): The philosophy and strategy of telling lie to a large group of people (e.g.. a nation)

(2): A psychological method for deceiving people and laughing simultaneously.

- Kordanic(adj. )

(1): Happy
(2): Self Confident
(3): Relaxed

- Kordanicly(adv. )

(1): In a Kordanic manner.

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